By any chance do you know of the humuhumunukunukuapua'a (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humu%C2%ADhumu%C2%ADnuku%C2%ADnuku%C2%AD%C4%81pua%CA%BBa)? I learned about it in early childhood (quite likely via Magic School Bus) and have never forgotten it. Talk about a fish with a name longer than it is!

I think you should name one of your characters Constantine. Or Josephus. Or Susanna. :)

Also, you had better win this year because I have already stumbled across the perfect victory gift.