in Life's name and for Life's sake

So remember that time when we held open tryout for our perfect Mr Darcys? We had a long line of boys vying for our hearts, and we judged them on how witty and completely sexy they were in their audition. They had to be intelligent and irresistible to us, or else they were discarded. We were brutal to them. Oh, it was fun! In the end, you and I decided that boys were stupid and resorted to happily watching the A&E version of Pride and Prejudice because Colin Firth makes it worth every minute and nobody can quite compare to his Mr Darcy character.