Heh. Heh. (I'd laugh harder if it was funny.)

I have to have a short story written for my creative writing class by Monday.

And I just found out today.

And I have no ideas.

And I hate all my older stories.

And I don't want to write something that sucks because I want these other writers to get a good first impression of me.

And I don't know how I can do that over the course of two days.

Help?