I choked on your mom because I was drunk?

[readingredhead]

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the Macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because I cant control myself

Put the phrases together, type the phrase in the subject box.

Wow...I don't have a good birthday for this.

Meh. So this morning I woke up early, read history books for an hour, read a book for fun for half an hour, made waffles with my sister, ate the said waffles, got dressed, went on a walk with my sister, and am now back to reading history books. I really wanna write a first draft of the Vargish paper today, but I don't have all day -- I'm going to a party later tonight, and let's be honest, I can't really concentrate on one thing for more than a few hours straight. So while I want to get this paper done, I don't know if that'll really happen. Ah, well, one can hope, and 2000 words isn't really too long...my Vietnam War essay was 5697 and my Populists essay was 3490. And my much smaller essay on Hoover and the Depression still almost made the mark, and could've gotten there with just a little padding.

So it's definitely not the length I'm worried about. In fact, I don't think I know what I'm worried about. In fact, I don't think I even know why I'm worried. I am a capable, insightful writer and historian and I intend for this paper to be good, so therefore it will be.

As soon as I write it...