in Life's name and for Life's sake

So I'm getting over an illness (just started antibiotics yesterday), need my sleep, but had trouble falling asleep because of a cappuccino from earlier in the day (reminding me why I hate caffeine). I finally fell asleep around 1AM after an hour of lying in bed. Around 2:15AM I am awoken by my flatmates and many of their friends returning drunk from the one pound drinks night at the local bar. I have to yell at them THREE TIMES to keep it down. I fall asleep for literally fifteen-minute intervals between each of these times, only to be woken up again. The non-flatmates finally leave and I fall asleep, annoyed that I have to be up at 7:30AM and fully resolved to bitch them all out in the morning.

And then at 4AM the fire alarm goes off. It's almost 5AM now and we only just got back inside. Picture standing outside in the middle of the night in London in December. "Cold" just isn't an adequate term.

Seriously? FML.